Damneder than Hell boy

Most religions adopt this if-you’re-not-for-us-you’re-against-us mentality. How about the third option? How about the people who don’t give a shit about your retarded fantasy?"

-Adam Carolla

  • me: i need to sleep

  • me: *masturbates*




Brandon Marshall

brandon marshall is a great human being tbh

dayum. nfl should be embarrassed after this.


Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via sammyknapp)

If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.

Try to understand the blackness, lethargy, hopelessness, and loneliness they’re going through. Be there for them when they come through the other side. It’s hard to be a friend to someone who’s depressed, but it is one of the kindest, noblest, and best things you will ever do.


-Stephen Fry (via wordsnquotes)

(via conceptionandcreation)

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